So I was all like, "I haven't blogged in a long time. I wonder why."
And then my brain was like, "Duh. It's because nobody reads this crap. Why else? Your life is not very quaint or humorous, and nothing happens to you that is potentially anecdotal. Neither do you have a particular field of expertise on which you may divulge great secrets or behind-the-scenes dapplings of interest. Your daily going-abouts are of a mediocre quality so far as even an indie film about a mediocre teenage girl would evaluate."
Then I was like, "Wow, I must be so wasted."